Dead Not Sleeping

katinca:

coming home

callmeisabel:

stop-hodoring:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

Fricken’ beautiful. Everything that I want to say about this has been said in the post above me.

you can’t stop me from reblogging this over and over again

soiwatchthestars:

If you don't like Treasure Planet, you're doing life wrong ok.

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

thedandymann:

thenimbus:

rosewednesday:

jhameia:

professorprof:

kiyuukins:

ponies-n-things:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but

do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Repeated for emphasis:

Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.

Edna at the funeral, veiled from head to toe, slowly ripping pages out of her pocket sketchbook and mouthing the words “no capes”

I really need to watch this movie again

there are no words

thegalaxyofextreme:

lifehackable:

More (x)


This is important

thegalaxyofextreme:

lifehackable:

More (x)

This is important

shotawars:

IM LAUGHING SOMEONE FOLLOWED ME AND I WENT TO THEIR ASK BOX TO SAY YO BUT I TYPED NO AND THEY SAID OK AND UNFOLLOWED ME 

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

10thdoctors-companion:

grapplinghook5:

10thdoctors-companion:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

bless John Green bless

You see, it’s a metaphor. He threatened to kill the movie, but hasn’t used the power to actually do it.

jESUS FUKCJNBRHS

So is he telling us how we can get the movie cancelled?!
*fingers crossed*

karstaags-kooky-kastle:

10thdoctors-companion:

grapplinghook5:

10thdoctors-companion:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

bless John Green bless

You see, it’s a metaphor. He threatened to kill the movie, but hasn’t used the power to actually do it.

jESUS FUKCJNBRHS

So is he telling us how we can get the movie cancelled?!

*fingers crossed*

subject13fringe:

subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

you guys can sTOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW OKAY THNX

caitiward:

When I was still in Australia, Jack would be getting up for work when I was going to bed for the night. He used to leave Skype open and write notes on a little whiteboard so that I would wake up to a screen with a sweet message on it.Eventually, he mailed me a little matching whiteboard and some markers so that I could leave him messages too. This one is my favourite.

caitiward:

When I was still in Australia, Jack would be getting up for work when I was going to bed for the night. He used to leave Skype open and write notes on a little whiteboard so that I would wake up to a screen with a sweet message on it.

Eventually, he mailed me a little matching whiteboard and some markers so that I could leave him messages too.

This one is my favourite.

People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
for luck,
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
Is annoying,
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
fourty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner.

(thewriterandthewildflower)

I find this so incredibly beautiful and real

this is so simple yet it means so much. it’s incredible

(via earthlyvibes)

icelandiceel:

fuzzykitty01:

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

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